Friday, August 29, 2008

VIOLENT, BLOODY MOVIE

today i went with some people to watch death race. btw, i met many many people at cineleisure. its like the whole world was there. it was nice(: i met, HwaXiong[saw JohmPaul with him] with his sji friends, yeongchuan who was with his fairfield friends, elian the loner and random pop-up-from-nowhere, Hani, a few more fellow ex-crescentians, stella, richard. haha that's all i can think of for now. oh and cynthia at plaza sing haha.

anyway we wnet to watch death race and it was really violent and bloody. WARNING: SPOILERS TO A CERTAIN EXTENT[THE VIOLENT PARTS].

so its basically about America having a really bad recession and prisoners in a prison have to race the 'death race' and the reward is to be released from jail. the real reason for the race is so that alot of people will watch it and America can earn alot of money. something like that. so the mastermind like try to kill everybody in the race so that no one can win and alot of people will watch it(:

theres this part where the mastermind sent a huge truck to destroy the cars racing and the wheels had spikes which rotates. it went near a car and the spikes drilled though the passenger door and a woman who was sitting in the passenger seat was like grinded and drilled through the side by the spikes. slowly and agonisingly and you can hear the 'SQUELCH SQUELCH' sound as it rotated through the woman.

another one was when a car crashed and the driver crawled out of the car. he sort of yelled 'can't kill me' or something and a car sped past him and knocked his head off. his head was smashed like an egg and basically blood splattered everywhere and no one cared.

one more for now. part of the rules of the game was that a picture of a skull will light up at various areas of the track and when a car drives over it, a spike-like thing will jut out of the ground and the car will crash into it. so a car pushed another car onto the skull and it crashed into the spike. if the driver wasnt skewered by the spike, he shouldn't be too happy yet because the spike-like thing descended back into the gound and crushes the car, compacting it into the ground, therefore flattening whatever is in the car. no escape.

so.... wanna watch the movie kids?=D

-jiayi-

I survived a horror show.

teacher's day today! Finally met jingyi and bumped into fel near cathay. Fel was MUGGING. O_O. It was a shock. Lunch was reaaally good we ate so much sushi *yumyum* and walked around looking for stuff to buy. We should meet up again soon!! Since you feel so bad for forgetting to pay me, I shall remind you here that.... Jingyi owes me 10 bucks!

Had a class movie outing too cuz there were free tickets. BUT the thing is, we were going to watch 4bia. A HORROR MOVIE. Today, I watched my first horror movie in the cinemas. And hopefully, it'll be my last for this year too.

The movie was made up of 4 separate stories. The second story was DAMN FREAKY. I covered my eyes and ears for 3/4 of that story. By the time the last movie showed, I was dying. Just before the climax of the last story came on, me and Caiyi couldn't take it anymore and ran out of the the theatre. It was a good thing too because 1 minute later, all we could hear were screams. The staff out there were laughing at us but for the sake of getting away from that horror scenes, dignity can be cast away and shreded to pieces. After calming our hearts down, we went back in and stood at the back of the theatre. It got too scary so we took a step back and out of the doors. Like they say, curiosity kills the cat. We wanted to know the ending, so we had to go back in anyway eventually. For the last few minutes, we stood at the back of the theatre, covering our eyes and ears and "watched" the rest of the movie. Before anyone starts calling us a wimp, I think I was pretty brave for lifting my head for 5 seconds, enough to see the ghost vomitting all over the place and crawling towards the camera.

Decided to head back home while the sun was still up cuz i would be going home alone. Because SOMEONE happily volunteered to sacrifice himself due to the lack of tickets. I am sure ___ was sad to sacrifice him/herself and would've rather suffered through a scary movie with the rest of us. -_- I shall not reveal the identity of a certain rugger who happens to live in pine grove and shares the same name as our math h.o.d. When I reached home, it was EMPTY. Everyone had gone out. I was bloody scared. In the end, I went online and started talking to as many people as i could. Stupid chris, sent me this link and asked me to turn up the volume. It turns out to be this image that pops up and gives this horrifying scream. I was jumped in my seat (bumped against the table) gave a scream and ran away(bumped against the table and sofa). Just when I thought it was over, the bloody thing screamed again and somehow I got so freaked out I screamed with it. Luckily my neighbours didn't come to check on me. So paiseh. Ended up calling various people to talk to just to pass off time and make sure I survive the lonely period.

Thanks to... Caiyi for letting me grab onto you throughout the movie.
Peizhen and Janson for walking me to the busstop
Amanda,Jingyi,Elian,Chris(not really but i'll just mention u),Marli,Jane,Rachel,Zhenliang,Kay for keeping me occupied till my parents came home.
I must as well include the unidentified person for offering to accompany me home though the offer came 3 hours late.

Please slap me if I ever suggest watching a horror show in future.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Wicked

Everyone in school was talking about the man who had recently broken out of prison and had attacked two guards during his escape, fracturing one's skull with a heavy object and had beaten the other senseless. That night, police cars were all over the streets searching for the vicious and unpredictable criminal. The following day, the news pf the criminal's escape was broadcasted over the radio, television as well as printed on the front page of the local newspaper and everyone was on the lookout for him. I sat in the school canteen, painfully aware of the topic of everyone's discussion and chose to ignore it.

I was the only child in the family and as far as I knew, I had no father, or at least that was what my mother had told me. Somehow, I knew that whoever my father was, he had hurt my mother badly. I could see the pain and tears in her eyes whenever I had asked about my father. Soon, I stopped asking these questions and the man who was my father completely faded from our lives.
However, I would occasionally dream about a shadowy figure in the intense, bright light calling out my name and I would wake up wondering about my father(HAHA!! omg!)

It had been four days since the escape of the dangerous offender and the atmosphere was tense and alert. With the offender still at large, many parents had complained that school was no longer safe and requested for children to stay at home. I strolled into the classroom, dumped my bag on the desk and gazed blearily out of the window at the school grounds. There was a man, dressed in black, wearing a pair of huge sunglasses bigenough to cover his whole face and had the beginnings of a beard. He was standing in the shadows of a building seemingly waiting for someone and would not be noticed unless someone knew where to look. It was pure luck that I had spotted him. I observed the strange man for a few minutes and grew bored of it before turning my attention to my friend who had just entered the classroom.

In the next few days, I noticed the odd man around the school who was jittery and frequently checked if he was seen or followed. However, by now, many students had already grown suspicious of the man in black and walked in close groups. Returning to the classroom from the toilet, I glimpsed a dark figure disappearing round the corner from the empty classroom and sure enough, a wallet belonging to a student in the classroom was reported missing. In that instant, I knew what i should have done long ago. I stepped into the office and reported to a teacher that I had seen a stranger loitering around the school and suspected that it was him who had stolen the wallet.

With the whole staff out in the school compound searching for the mysterious man, it was certainly no surprise that he was found in no time at all. In the past few days, I had been quietly observing him and was curious, thus I wanted ti be there when the stranger was captured. Caught between the school's two security guard and surrounded by teachers and students, the man gave up all futile attempts of resisting arrest. His ridiculous sunglasses were taken off and everyone gasped as they realised that he was the criminal who had escaped a little more than a week ago. In the midst of the confusion, he rested his eyes on me and to everyone's astonishment, tears began to stream down his sunken cheeks.

"Son... My son... Po... I came just to see you," he pleaded with eyes filled with amazement and pure happiness.

The man was being dragged away to the police car which had pulled up outside the school. I was rooted to the spot, stunned. Later in the night, I would hear the story from my mother about how my father had committed petty crimes when I wa sborn as he had lost his job and the newborn would put a greater strain on their financial difficulties. However, one day he was caught red-handed and in desperation, had lashed out at a police officier, injuring him and escaped. Fearing capture, he returned to his house and demanded money from his wife who had refused him. Frustrated and utterly terrified, he had used his newborn child as a tool to threaten his wife. She relented and gave him all she had before collapsing onto the floor, cradling her infant in her arms and sobbing softly. It was not long before the serial offender was caught and put behind bars. She loathed her husband for threatening her baby and to prevent him from ever hurting her child again, she had made sure that I would never meet my father.

I did not understand how this man could have been my father. I shook my head and backed away from him to the dismay of the man. My father held out his hand and reached out to me. his eyes pleading for me to acknowledge him, but I didnt now move an inch. I watched as my father was shoved into the car and itdrove away into the semi-darkness. I knew that I would never see the stranger again.

A.N: school-based stories can be kinda boring.

-jiayi-

Friday, August 22, 2008

Last Friday, instead of getting off at my usual stop after ngee ann poly I decided to get off at Sunset way instead and change bus there. But....I happened to forget I had already changed bus and got off at the ngee ann one again!
To top it off, there was this woman on the bus who asked me if this bus goes shell opp bt plaza. Thinkin I was on 74 still, I told her no, it turns. So she got off with me and walked there! It's a rather long distance for one bus stop too.(The bus actually does go there, I just thought I was on a different busss.
I got off happily at the bus stop, then a few seconds later went shit.

Oh oh, there was another time I forgot I was on 74 and had to get off and change, so I missed my stop altogether...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Paradox

Today, Marliana asked me if I understood this, "I wish that you won't grant me my wish." Within the first two seconds, one would obviously go "ahhh a trick question." Then, two seconds later you would either think "Ohh... I get it!" or you would simply give a blank stare, a long pause, followed by "HUH?!" Of course, mine was the first reaction. *ahem* What about you? (:

Apparently, Fangyi posted her that question and made her EXTREMELY confused. Fangyi and Yeongchuan probably spent 2hours or so trying to explain it to her verbally and even threw in a comic hoping that visual aids would make things easier. Two hours later, Marli started to ask everyone else she meets that question. She has probably asked every single person on the team, coaches, she even phoned her dad and uncle in desperation... Zomg. I think many people have tried to explain its meaning to her. Heck, even I did, by writing everything down on the paper and penning down every situation possible. Nothing seems to work!!!! But it's okay!! Marli, you're probably just too simple-minded (it's a not a bad thing) :D

How did all these come about in the first place? I think it went something like this:
marli(to fangyi): you always disagree with me
fangyi: yes i agree that i always disagree with you
Geniuses who tried to explain something so easy with some confusing shit. Well done.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Paranoid much?

ok. So there was this country where crime was extremely rampant. Newspapers report at least five robberies and carjacks in taxis alone at a daily basis. The thing is, no one could be sure whether it was the taxidriver or the passenger who was the criminal. As such, many people often carry guns or weapons for defence such as stinging sprays of even a hidden razor blade. Hailing cabs was a risky affair these days and even the taxidrivers are wary of who they pick up on the streets.

A man just knocked off from work had to rush for an appointment with someone somewhere. With no car, he had no choice but to take a taxi as attempting to board a public bus at a peak period such as this would be hell. So he hailed a cab and got in, telling the taxidriver exactly where he needed to go.

Sitting in the cab, flashes of numerous newspaper reports went through his mind as he suddenly recalled the recent brutal robberies in the taxis whereby passengers were killed after bring robbed. The man stole a glance at the taxidriver and realised that the taxidriver kept glancing back at him. Fear gripped him as wild thoughts began running through his head. What if that taxidriver wants to rob me? What if he wnats to kill me? What should I do?

All the while the taxidriver kept glancing at the man suspiciously and drove faster and faster. " He wants to rob me when we reach my destination. That must be it!"The man thought frantically.

upon, reaching his destination, the man took out a knife and prepared for the attack.

When the taxidriver turned around, he too was clutching a knife in his hands and pointed it at him shouting, "Don't move! If you do I'll slice your fingers off! I'll show you that I'm not a defenseless old man!"

Staring back at the taxidriver's pale, wide-eyed face, the man lowered his knife and heaved a sigh of relief feeling utterly mortified at himself for being so paranoid=D

A.N. There you go! Something with a happy ending.

-jiayi-

Friday, August 15, 2008

How Far Will You Go To Get Into The Uni Of Your Choice?

In a distant country called Japan, a teenage High School boy, Haru, was eagerly anticipating the results of his entrance test to the top University in Tokyo. For the past several months, he had been spending all his time in the library, pouring over piles of books and papers for his goal was to enter medical school in the best University in Tokyo.

Tension gripped his heart as he scanned the list of names of successful candidates on the wall. Finally, his hard work had paid off as he whooped in joy upon locating his name on the list, he had made it into medical school. Haru looked around and saw a boy who was dejectedly standing in front of the wall, like some lifeless creature. Haru approached him and found out that the boy did not pass the entrance exam, thus could not enter the University. Attempting to encourage him, Haru said,"Don't worry,Ren. You're sure to pass the exams next year if you try hard enough! Don't give up!"

As such, Haru went on to medical school and was as diligent in his work and research. The following year, he remembered his friend, Ren and went to check if he had passed his entrance exam. He found him in front of the same wall staring unseeingly at the list of successful candidates. Once again, he failed to pass the examinations. Haru could not bear to see his friend so utterly devastated that he encouraged him to try again next year.

Sadly, history repeated itself for the next 4 years whereby Ren did not pass the entrance examinations and Haru met up with him on that same day every year, hoping that he could be studying in the same school as him but the results disappointed him each time.

However, one year when Haru went to meet up with Ren in front of the wall, Ren did not appear. Ren probably gave up on trying to enter this University, after all, he did try for six years, was what Haru thought to himself.

Haru donned his pristine while coat, slapped on his surgical gloves and put on his mask before he entered a dim room with a metal table in the middle of it. One by one and similarly clothed, his classmates entered the room while the professor busied himself with preparations for the lesson. "Alright class, today we're doing a disection on an actual human body to observe the anatomy of the human body. Enjoy!" The professor gave a smirk and proceeded to open a metal cardboard at the corner of the room. He lugged a long dark-coloured bag onto the table with the help of some students and snapped on the overhead lights, illuminating the metal table. Without further ado, he unzipped the bag to reveal the body.

Haru's eyes widened in shock and his body froze as he peered into the rigid face of his friend. Never had he expected that Ren would committed suicide by jumping to his death from the top of the tallest building in the school compound and wrote in his will that his body was to be donated to the medical school.

At long last, Ren made it into the school of his choice.

A.N.): random side story. About Pol the Dog: I wanted it to be some random light-hearted children story with perhaps possibly a happy ending, but it turned out to be kinda morbid, even the 'happy' ending is sort of warped. oh well):

-jiayi-

DEAD SURE chpt 3

In my short one day absence, I came back to be greeted with lotsa new posts, lol.
Mm, my memory's been failing me of late. First, I wld forget what i wanted to post abt when i got home. So i decided to make a note of what i wanted to write, and then when i got home i forgot i even wrote it down and asked jia yi what happened that day, lol.

During GP lesson today, another girl and myself were supposed to be discussing this question "Can power be postive?". I said yea, for example 2^5. Look! The five is positive! haha.

Ohoh, and today i discovered that the adidas watch right, looks like shrek when u cover the lower two buttons, try it!!



Alright, to continue with their story:
DEAD SURE chpt 3:
Katie plopped herself into the chair backstage. Ah, another night of tiring dancing... Suddenly a shadow loomed from behind and the scary man appeared. "aehhh!" screamed Katie. "Please, please, don't be afraid." the man earnestly insisted, "I mean you no harm." He had a warm and demure voice, Katie couldn't help but give him a second look. Well-spoken men were rarely the type of people she dealt with nowadays. Embarrassed at her outburst, Katie brusquely asked, "What can I do for you? I have a list of services available, please refer to this sheet."

Titleless

AChoo either thinks too much or too little. She's claiming the Pol would die instantly after giving away his limbs, and he would be in too much pain to smile anyway. -_- Let's not think this way and just take the story as it is yeah?

Basically the story is a supposed to tell us something! But what?!

§¤*°I'm ÅmAnDå from SiLlY LåNd°*¤§♥ says (00:31):
that u shd be smarter

¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says (00:32):
okay. technically the story was trying to show that some ppl are really willing to give up everything to help others.

§¤*°I'm ÅmAnDå from SiLlY LåNd°*¤§♥ says (00:32):
yep

§¤*°I'm ÅmAnDå from SiLlY LåNd°*¤§♥ says (00:32):
same thing

O_O

Thursday, August 14, 2008

DEAD SURE Chapter 2

Jiayi's on a story spree. I think it's a sort of outlet in case her weirdness goes beyond the limit. Don't know how long this is going to last or where this is going ... but I'll just play along for now.

DEAD SURE Chapter 2

The man’s unblinking eyes took note of her every move. The whistles from all the men around him grew louder as the performance continued, but he paid no attention to any of it. All that mattered right then was that girl on stage. Katie continued strutting on stage and used every seducing techniques taught to her. After all, these moves could get her money where modesty could not. The performance ended, and Katie left the stage. The man got off his seat.

Pol the Dog

There was once a dog named Pol. Pol was a lonely dog, very lonely indeed. So he set off on a quest to find someone who was willing to be his friend. As such, he took his trusty old bicycle and cycled northwards where he thought he might meet someone nice.

Upon reaching a small town at the suburb of the city, he stopped to get a bite to eat. He looked down dismally at the one-dollar coin in his paws and wondered what he could get with it. He bought a bun and used up the one-dollar coin, which was all the money he had. Feeling completely broke, he decided that he needed to get a job. So the job hunt began.

It wasn't long before he found a job as a worker rebuilding and restoring old temples and settled down contently. During the day, he would pile sand and stone, transporting them to various places, nailing planks of wood and carrying heavy materials. But at night... he went wild.

Pol poked his head into bathroom where tweety the sparrow was taking a shower to ask for her handphone number but got a slapped on his face instead. He also tried to perform a dance he made up himself in the middle of the road to get some sort of attention, but alas he was not noticed. Dejected and morally-hurt, Pol retired to his doghouse and slept.

Seeing as how he could not make any friends in this town, Pol jumped onto his bicycle and set off again as soon as he earned enough money to last him for a while. He found himself riding through a forest. It was dark and eerie, yet not a sound was heard, as if the forest itself was watching Pol.

A squirrel stopped him and said," Mister, i haven't eaten for days and I'm so very hungry. Do you have any food for me?" Pol took pity on him and gave him all the food he had. The squirrel left thanking him and smiling at him. This made Pol feel very good about himself as he thought he had made a friend.

Cycling on, he met a turtle which said,"Mister, my house just collapsed on me and i need some money to rebuild my house." Pol gave him all the hard-earned money and the turtle left thanking him and smiling at him. This made Pol feel even happier as he once again thought that he had made another friend.

On and on he went util he came across a bear which said, " Mister, i need to get to my wife as soon as possible because she's in labour!" Pol gave him his bicycle and the bear left on it thanking him and smiling at him. Pol felt happier than he ever had been in his life.

He continued walking until he met a tiger which said, " I have an illness that only the limbs of a dog can cure, if not i will perish." Pol's eyes lit up and eagerly offered his limbs to the tiger. The tiger took them while chuckling and left leaving a note behind that wrote "friend".

Pol cried tears of happiness as he lay on the mossy ground of the forest.

-jiayi-

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

DEAD SURE Chapter 1

hello! me and heidy, possibly A.Choo but not sure if we trust her in this, have come up with a BRILLIANT idea! ok, here it goes. we're gonna write a story in this very blog. this is gonna be so great. ok i'll start!

DEAD SURE Chapter 1

"Hey Katie, you're up next!"

"Alright, I'm coming!" Katie put on the final touches of powder on her face and pursed her lips before heading out of the dressing room. She sashayed out onto the stage and flashed a smile at the audience. Instantaeously, all eyes were on her as she coolly traced her fingers down the icy-cold pole in the middle of the stage, all the while maintaining eye contact with the men in tight suits and shiny leather shoes lusting for her, for they are the ones she was targetting. As she began her performance, a man wearing a hood and shades entered the bar and sat himself in a distant corner, watching her.

Author's Note[A.N.]: I'm so rusty!! ok a short intro since i already like posted TWICE today!!
-jiayi-

Title

hey guys! this is (once again)guest blogger, jiayi here. yes. i am BACK! for now anyway. so while A.Choo is out swimming somewhere and HeyD is at home sniffing and feeling all sorry for herself[i mean i feel sorry for her too, yes i do, but still!] and numerous people around Singapore sitting/lying/standing/squatting/flying? around their house studying for the H2 econs test tmr, i am currently on my bed with Junior typing this out full-stop

so.. let me see... what the heck happened today... oh right. nothing. but something DID happen on Tuesday! but its just as what A.Choo has described in the previous post[please do refer. i'm featured in it.], although highly exaggerated and not quite as unglam as it sounds. i was merely resting my eyes as the whole hall was practically shimmering in gold lights and the rays hurt my eyes... so i just had to shut it for a little while contrary to what A.Choo terms as 'head drooping periodically'. yes. so not true at all.

and damn those knee length stockings! positively hate them to the core. my legs are so much smoother without them and doesnt need the absolutely fake shimmering effect that the stockings give.

i am not weird.

btw, what DOES A.Choo wear to sleep every night?? no pants? could it be a skirt? or... could it be boxers? or perhaps nothing at all!!

today something most unexpected happened. my mum found my Bob the Builder bottle!! this is how the conversation goes:

Mum: Where did you get this bottle?
Jiayi: Its mine. i bought it.
Mum: what are you? a baby?? its a baby's bottle!
Jiayi: no. its not coz i bought it and i'm not a baby!
Mum: how do you open it?[tries various ways but failed while i watched in amusement]
Jiayi: Turn it. TURN IT!! I SAID TURN IT!! no the other way.
Mum: Oh. why didnt you say so?

All in all, today was SUCH an awesome day. whoopee..

back to costs of productions.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Choo & Berns

My fellow choo was really funny today, haha. Today we went for the PM Kevin Rudd lecture, then then, choo wore the just over knee stockings, then coz she had nothing to fasten it with it kept dropping down, haha. It was damn ugly and funnyy. And then finally when we got into the hall thingy she just took it off completely and went barefoot for a bit. And she kept falling asleep during the lectureee. Her head was like dropping periodically, and she ate mentos too( I had one). And when we were walking down the slope from the hotel she walked really weirdly because her court shoes were too big for her. ahh, chooo!

On Mon slept over at Bern's place, and I didnt have my stuff with me so I had to borrow her bob dog pyjamas pants, haven't worn pants to sleep for ages. And the next morning went back to my place and she wore her bob dog pj top out!

Last Friday i fell down in a stupid manner and my right butt still hurts when i sit down on hard chairs, lol. So i have to lean to the left.

In class, Lydia said her mum ordered kfc, then she patted her chest as she said breast meat please, then the guy also patted his chest and said ok! haha.